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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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