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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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