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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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