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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗
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