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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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