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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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