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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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