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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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