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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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