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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍
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