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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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