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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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