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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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