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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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