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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍
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