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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻
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