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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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