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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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