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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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