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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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