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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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