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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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