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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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