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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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