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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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