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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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