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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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