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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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