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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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