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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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