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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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