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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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