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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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