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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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