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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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