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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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