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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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