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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Zeus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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