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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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