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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏
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