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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘
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