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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛
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