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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦
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