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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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