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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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