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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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