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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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