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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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