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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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