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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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