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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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