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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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