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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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