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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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