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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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