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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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