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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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