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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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